Things you may hear

The Ocala Jeep Club of Florida

This is a list of thing you might hear at OJC events. Ask around to find out what they mean. The stories are priceless.

"This ain't no hikin' club"

"Just follow me, You'll be alright"

"It ain't my buggy"

"We my not be accurate, but we sure do cover a lot of ground"

"It's just a scratch, it'll buff right out"

"Pepper, get out of the fire"

"Don't back up any more or you'll roll it"

"It's ok, there's a bypass"

"Just bump it.... bump it harder"

"Stay to the left.... you can make it"

"She hates to get the strap"

"This really is an RV club, with a Jeep problem"

"This ain't no fishing club"

"It doesn't look as deep as last time!"

"Just leaving the camp"

"Hey Guys we gotta turn around"

"Whats grosser than gross"

"What's that sucking sound?"

"The pucker factor"

"I hope your seats are washable"

"When in doubt gas it"

"Your' OK It only feels bad"

" Hook it UP! Hook it UP!"

" What's that smell"

"That's the sound of MONEY"

" Ray, the jeep is rolling!"

"WILLIAM! WILLIAM! There is water in my jeep. WILLIAM! I CAN'T SWIM!"

" Dad, Do I have four wheel drive?"

"Ray, you have to push and hold the red button! ZAPP!!!!!!"

"Just that one step further"

"You want me to go in THERE?"

STEEEEEEVE!

Somebody please catch my A@#.

"Ya gotta bump it!"

"the pathology of uncontrollable gas passing in front of your brother inlaw"

"Sonny boy, I could rock your world"

" I'm gonna get sumtim, sumtim"

"It was lost in the fire"

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