The Ocala Jeep Club
Tackles Tellico By Ray Woo
A warm autumn weekend greeted the Ocala Jeep Club as
they met members of the Legendary Jeep Club, Orlando Jeep Club, Jeepers Creepers, Suncoast
Flatlanders, and the crew from Wilson's 4X4 Shop to run the trails at Upper Tellico ORV
area in North Carolina. Twelve club members and their families drove, towed, and trailered
ten Jeeps to Murphy North Carolina during the November 18 weekend. Members present
included Scott Lundy (Flea), Ron Tyrie, Mike Coleman, Troy McCall, Randy Ellis and his
father, Steve Felder, Joe Smith, Beth Prevedel, Jeff Priest, Scott Allen, myself and all
our families.
An impromptu driver's meeting held in the parking lot of the local Best
Western divided folks into Easy, Intermediate, and Hard Core groups for the following
morning's rides. Fueled by bravado and excitement a large group began to gather around for
the Hard Core rides, but folks soon started sneaking back into the other groups as the
Trail Boss warned that "you WILL get body damage, and expect broken driveline
parts!" As the weekend progressed this prophesy became quite true...to all groups!
Scott Allen, Scott Lundy (Flea), Troy McCall and I (with Randy as
copilot and videographer), met up with others for Friday's hardcore ride while the others
chose to test the waters and refine their rockcrawling skills on the intermediate and easy
rides. The plan was to try to tackle 4 of the 5 Most Difficult obstacles: Guardrail and
Helicopter Pad on Trail 11, SchoolBus on Trail 12, and the RockGarden on Trail 2a.
Confidence ran high as everyone made it up Guardrail without difficulty or the winchhook,
and all were eager to try Helicopter Pad....were all the fun started.
Dr. Dirt, the trailboss, showed us why the Pad has a tendency to eat
Jeeps as he mashed his left rear corner and ripped off the taillight on Taillight Rock at
the foot of the Pad. A convenient sidepass was available for those who didn't wish to try
their skill, but all the OJC guys went for the gusto (was it courage or stupidity?). Flea
was first to try, and surprised everyone (including the trailboss) as he scampered up the
lower part of the Pad. However, as Flea tried to crest the top of the Pad his Flea-J took
one too many hops and shuddered to a sudden stop. Closer inspection revealed a broker
front axle yoke, ball joints, and a transfer case output shaft. Flea accepted the hook and
was winched over the top. Troy followed and found the right line over the Pad. Soon after
Troy left the group as he volunteered to tow Flea on a four hour trip down the mountain.
Scott Allen then tried to follow the same line sideways across the rock, getting MAJOR air
when three wheels lost contact with terra firma when gravity temporarily overtook
momentum. I think Scott's wife Penny lost about 10 years as she watched the guys scramble
to hook the winch to the Jeep! I ascended the Pad with less excitement - opting for the
hook after my rear corner tasted Taillight Rock.
SchoolBus on trail 12 also claimed a victim as Scott's rear Gearless
Locker broke - leaving him with 3 wheel drive. Going down Schoolbus was fun - we were told
it will be even more fun going back up the next day.
After lunch we drove to the Rock Garden where one member in our ride
promptly broke the Dana 35 rear axle in his TJ as he was trying to show us how to work the
harder line. Scott's rear diff finally gave up the ghost as the Gearless Locker grenaded -
punching a hole in the diff cover. After removing the bits and pieces of shattered locker
Scott limped back to the hard road as I finished up the ride with the two other remaining
Jeeps.
Everyone met back at the Best Western to swap stories: Beth's refitted
Blues-Clues blue CJ melted its tranny shifter cable that morning - luckily Ernie was able
to locate a dust covered new rod linkage shifter in Murphy and they were able to rejoin
their ride later that afternoon. After our steak dinner (Thanks Mr Wilson!) the parking
lot was buzzing with with sounds of electrical generators powering halogen lights and
welders as the crew scrambled to repair their injured steeds. Unfortunately the Flea-J was
done for the weekend, but Scott's YJ was repaired with an open diff and he finished off
the rest of the weekend riding in the intermediate group.
Saturday's hardcore ride saw the addition of Jeff Priest and his new
sprung-over wrangler to our group. We tackled Schoolbus again...uphill. A steady 30-45
degree climb straight up the mountain puts a whole new meaning to being
"schooled" in four wheeling. Jeff soon found that the combination of the steep
grade and heavy load in the rear of his Jeep was too much as the front driveshaft slipped
out of its yoke during a particularly nasty section. Quick repairs with a air grinder soon
had him running again. This same section of trail claimed Troy's front locker, and he soon
departed for the hotel - but not after first adding to his Jeep's new collection of body
dents and dings! Jeff got a lesson in offcamber driving as we finished up Schoolbus
and started towards Slick Rock....it only *feels* like your Jeep is going over at 45
degrees of roll! Unfortunately we were unable to do Slickrock due to a number of broken
fullsize rigs on the trail.
As we rejoined everyone that evening we discovered that
we weren't the only ones who had some fun. The advanced intermediate group had decided to
tackle the Rock Garden that day - Score: Rock Garden 9, Jeeps 3! Randy referred to the
sounds of metal axles and shafts snapping as "the sound of money!" Steve Felder
and Ron Tyrie also discovered that lifted CJ5's need all your attention on downhills
unless you enjoy crashing down the mountain with your rear axle 3 feet up in the air! I
hear that Jeff may be able to repair those fingernail marks on Ron's steering wheel, and
Ron has gained a new appreciation for the stopping power of a tree!
Folks began leaving at various times during the night and the next
morning. Unfortunately Randy's dad was involved in an accident in the rain at Micanopy.
Thankfully nobody was injured and both the Scrambler and the F250 were unscathed. In all,
everyone had fun and there was even talk about going back again before next March!